but somehow, they met in the middle


i want a fic about sansa getting married to loras and margaery to renly then when everyone else is asleep margaery and loras high five each other every night when they meet in the corridor whilst changing rooms and they live happily ever after

#and i cry #game of thrones #sansa x margaery #loras x renly



HEY HEY HEY HEYYYYYYYY MY FAVORITE QUEER DRUNK ASSHOLE POET TURNED 450 TODAY (and let me tell you, there is a lot of competition for the title “favorite queer drunk asshole poet”)

BUT as we all know, there is some controversy over who ACTUALLY wrote shakespeare’s plays!

so in order to mark this SERIOUS and LEGITIMATE issue, i have compiled the most likely theories in this comprehensive list:

  • in julius caesar, cassius says, “this is my birthday; on this very day cassius was born.” on that same day, cassius DIES. guess who else was not only born on april 23, but died april 23?? that’s right, shakespeare. english playwright? or ancient roman ghost bent on revenge? YOU BE THE JUDGE.
  • shakespeare married a woman called anne hathaway. BATMAN ALSO MARRIED ANNE HATHAWAY. have you ever seen shakespeare and batman in the same place at the same time??????
  • lived in london? totally encountered prostitutes several times? probably spoke english? william shakespeare……. or JACK THE RIPPER
  • uh, excuse me, an uneducated glovemaker’s son couldn’t possibly have written the 38 works of art attributed to shakespeare. please consider instead this picture of a cat pushing another cat in a shopping cart. you’re welcome.
  • ””“”“”“”“”“president obama????”“”“”“”“” more like PRESIDENT WILLIAMSHAKESPOBAMA. wake UP, america
  • aliens.

#oh my god #shakespeare

#orange is the new black #finally watched this show a few weeks ago #i didn't expect to enjoy it as much as i did! #all the ladies :'))))) #the men can go be horrible somewhere else tho bye


ᴅʀᴀɢᴏɴ ᴀɢᴇ﹕ ɪɴϙᴜɪsɪᴛɪᴏɴ

october 7th, 2014.

#gosh #dragon age: inquisition



#oh fuck #female kossith inquisitor here i cooome #dragon age: inquisition

#no #natalie dormer


i just dont get it like the aus you could have are endless, there is a universe of aus out there, mafia, greek mythology, afterlife, fantasy world, zombie apocalypse, historical, PIRATES, space adventurers, detectives, fuckin knights templar if thats ur shit, period drama! roaring 20s, jail, future, your favourite tv show, MORTICIANS

and youre like …. yeah but …. what if they were… … BAristas

#pERIOD DRAMA /cries #the number of coffee shop aus ive actually enjoyed out of the HUNDREDS out there is very very small #it's so disappointing

get to know me meme – (2/5) favorite video games

BioShock Infinite (2013)

#ive already beaten the game once but i think im gonna buy it on the ps3 for my bday #aw yes #elizabeth my love #bioshock infinite


i like girls who look like they kill people for a living


#hell yah

The war has begun.

#dragon age ii #oh man so excited to experience the effects of the mage-templar war in inquisition


commander shepard rattling off monologues from human scifi movies every time she has to make a speech and the humans in the team just snorting under their breath while the aliens are like “wow did she just make this up out of nowhere? this is amazing”

#i would #mass effect

Fall In Love (Until The Ribbon Breaks Re-Imagination) | Phantogram

#phantogram #audio

#dean winchester

lost girl meme: [5/5] colours » red

#yeees #lost girl

#ooh yes #i like this #not sure how to tag #horror cw #spooky